猫にまたたび、御女郎に小判 Wer jetzt noch lacht, hat die neuesten Nachrichten noch nicht gehört. "THE OFFICIAL E.R.A. LITTER-BOX"

Thursday, October 21, 2010

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r.i.p.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

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After 10 minutes of work, the man was able to slowly remove his cut and bruised arm from the bowl and retrieve his waterlogged phone.






Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

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"People commonly travel the world over to see rivers and mountains, new stars, garish birds, freak fish, grotesque breeds of human; they fall into an animal stupor that gapes at existence and they think they have seen something."

Monday, October 11, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

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Die nachfolgenden Gravuren stammen von originalen Vietnam Zippos und sind unverändert wiedergegeben. Immer wieder sind bei den gravierten Sprüchen Schreibfehler zu finden. Dies ist aber nicht weiter erstaunlich, denn die Gravuren wurden mehrheitlich durch vietnamesische Strassenhändler ausgeführt...

A BIG CAT CAN BE MEAN BUT ... A LITTLE PUSSY ! NEVER HURT

AFTER 7 DAYS GOD SAY LET THERE BE HELL AND THEN CAME THE DUSTERS

ALWAYS RIPPED OR ALWAYS STONED I MADE IT A YEAR I’M GOING HOME

ALWAYS TOPPED OR ALWAYS STONED I MADE IT A YEAR I’M GOING HOME

AND THE LORD SAID LET THERE BE MARINE AND THE FISH ROSE FROM THE SEA

ARMY LIFERS NEVER DIE THEY GO TO HELL AND REGROUP

AS I STEAM DOWN THE RIVER OF DEATH I’LL FEAR NOTHING FOR I’M THE MEANEST MOTHER FUCKER ON THE RIVER

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY SHADOW OF DEATH I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I’M THE EVILEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY

AWARDING! I’LL BE THE FIRST OF ALL BUT FIGHTING! I’M THE SOLDIER GOING THE REAR!

AWAY FROM YOU I SO MUCH HUNGER FOR YOU TOUCH

BEING IN THE ARMY IS LIKE USING A RUBBER IT GIVES YOU A FEELING OF SECURITY WHILE YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED

BLACK IS BLACK IS YOU BLACK IS ME BLACK IS US BLACK IS UNITY

BLACK JACKS BLOODY BURNING BASTARDS

BLACK YOUTH

DAMN YOU CHARLIE BROWN

DAMN YOU CHARLIE BROWN I WONT SINK IF YOU PULL IT OUT

DEATH IS MY BUSINESS AND BUSINESS HAS BEEN GOOD

DEDICATION ACHIEVEMENT PROFESSIONALISM

DO UNTO OTHERS AS THEY WOULD DO UNTO YOU ONLY DO IT FIRST

DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU IS LIKE WEARING A PROPHYLACTIC IT GIVES ONE THE FEELING OF FAITH, SECURITY AND SAFETY WHILE BEEING SCREWED

FIGHT FOR PEACE LIVE FOR WAR DIE FOR NOTHING

FIGHTER BY DAY LOVER BY NIGHT DRUNKARD BY CHOICE ARMY BY MISTAKE

FIGHTER BY DAY LOVER BY NIGHT DRUNKARD BY CHOICE MARINE BY MISTAKE

FIGHTER BY DAY LOVER BY NIGHT DRUNKARD BY CHOICE READY TO FIGHT

FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM AS A STATE THAT THOSE WHO LIVE IN PEACE WILL NEVER KNOW

FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY

FOR THOSE WHO FIGHT FOR IT LIFE HAS A MEANING THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW

FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A SPECIAL FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEWER KNOW

FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT FREEDOM HAS A TASTE THE PROTECTED WILL NEWER KNOW

FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT LIFE HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEWER KNOW

FUCK IT !!

FUCK YOU RED BARON

GIVE ME HEAD TIL I'M DEAD

GOD MADE GRASS MAN MADE ALCOHOL WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST

GUNRUNNER SIX SMOKE BRINGER

HE WHO STEALS THIS LIGHTER EAT SHIT

HELP SPREAD LOVE THROUGH OUT THE WORLD FUCK SOME ONE

HERE TO RAISE HELL

HERES TO ME IN MY SOBER MOODS WHEN I RAMBLE, SIT AND THINK, HERES TO ME IN THE DRUNKEN MOODS, WHEN I GAMBLE, SIN, AND DRINK, WHEN MY DRINKING DAYS ARE OVER AND FROM THIS WORLD I PASS, I HOPE THYE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS

HO CHI MINH IS A COMMUNIST MOTHER FUCKER

I AM AN ALCOHOLIC IN CASE OF ACCIDENT GET ME A BEER

I AM JUST LIKE A DUCK I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

I DIDN'T COME TO VIETNAM TO DIE FOR MY COUNTRY, I CAME TO MAKE THE OTHER SOB DIE FOR HIS

I LOVE THE FUCKING ARMY AND THE ARMY LOVES FUCKING ME

I LOVE VIETNAM FOR TODAY TOMORROW AND FOREVER

I LOVE YOU FOR TODAY TOMORROW AND FOREVER

I MAY NOT BE POET I MAY NOT BE A KING BUT I’M A FIGHTING SOLDIER AND WHEN I’M MAD I DO MY THING

I WALK INTO THE SWAMP A KNIFE IN ONE HAND A PISTOL IN THE OTHER I’M A MEAN FUCKER I’M A JUNGLE MAN

I WAS RAISED IN WISCONSIN 2 SET OF TEETH 2 SET OF HAIR I’M A MEAN MOTHER FUCKER I’M A YANKEE

I’M SURE TO GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT MY TIME IN HELL

I’VE BEEN DOWN SO GODDAMNED LONG LIKE UP TO ME

I’VE BEEN DOWN SO GODDAMNED LONG THAT IT LOOKS TO ME

I’VE LOVED EVERY INCH OF THE LAND I STAND I’LL DIE BEFORE I’LL RUN

IF I DIE IN VIETNAM BURY ME ON MY STOMACH SO THE ARMY CAN KISS MY ASS

IF I HAD A FARM IN HELL AND A HOUSE IN VIETNAM I WOULD SELL THEM BOTH

IF I HAD A FARM IN VIETNAM AND A HOME IN HELL I’D SELL MY FARM AND GO HOME

IF I HAD BEEN AT KENT STATE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A BODY COUNT

IF IT WON’T LIGHT, THAT’S COMBAT BABY

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HELL IS LIKE FUCK WITH ME AND YOU’LL FIND OUT

IF YOU GOT THIS OF MY DEAD ASS I HOPE IT BRINGS YOU THE SAME LUCK IT BROUGHT ME

IF YOU HAVEN‘T BEEN THERE SHUT THE FUCK UP

IF YOU THINK SEX IS EXCITING TRY INCOMING

IF YOU WANT TO FUCK SMILE WHEN LIGHTER BACK

IF YOU WANT TO FUCK SMILE WHEN THIS LIGHTER YOU HAND ME BACK

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE SMILE WHEN YOU HAND ME BACK THIS LIGHTER

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE SMILE WHEN YOU HAND ME THE LIGHTER BACK

IF YOUR NOT WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE LOVE THE ONE YOUR WITH

IN LIFE WE OFTEN HAVE TO DO THINGS THAT JUST ARE NOT OUR BAG

IS A YEAR SHORTENED AS A DAY ? THEN I’LL GO HOME SOON !

IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT IT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE

IT SEEMS THE DAYS IN THE ARMY ARE THE LONGEST DAYS ON THE EARTH

IT’S BEEN A HARD DAY I’VE BEEN WORKING LIKE A DOG

IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR

KILLING FOR PEACE WAS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY

LET ME WIN YOUR HEART AND MIND OR I’LL BURN YOUR HUT DOWN

LET PEACE FOREVER HOLD HER WAY OVER THE EARTH

LETS FUCK

LIVE BY CHANCE LOVE BY CHOICE KILL BY PROFESSION

LIVE FAST LOVE HARD DIE YOUNG

LIVE IT UP! WE’RE ALL GOING TO THE HELL ANYWAY

LIVE LIKE A DOG WORK LIKE AN ASS FUCK LIKE MINK DIE LIKE A RAT

NEVER AGAIN

NEVER PUT OFF TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY

NO DRUNK NOT ALLOWED GO HOME NO WIFE BUT NO SINGLE

NO HOPE WITHOUT DOPE NO CLASS WITHOUT GRASS THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO POT

NOTHING IS DEARER THAN THE LIFE BUT NOTHING IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN TO LIVE IN FREEDOM

OH! LORD DON'T LET ATOMIC BOMB DROP ON ME

ON THE 7TH DAY, THE LORD RESTED, BUT BLUE LIFE FLEW

ONE THOUSAND MARINES WILL SHIT TODAY AND WIPE THEIR ASS WITH GREEN BERET

OURS IS NOT TO DO OR DIE OURS IS TO SMOKE AND STAY HIGH

PEACE IS TODAY AND TOMORROW IS YESTERDAY

PLEASE DON’T TELL ME ABOUT VIETNAM BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN THERE

RETURN FROM HELL

SCREW IT

SOON! I’LL FAIL TO BUY A HOUSE BUT I WON’T REFUSE TO BUILD THE CHURCH IN VIETNAM

THE „THINGS“ TO DO TODAY

THE ARMY IS A RUBBER IT GIVES YOU THE FEELING OF SECURITY WHILE YOU ARE GETTING FUCKED

THE AVERAGE G.I. AFTER A FAT JOINT

THE EAGLE FLY HIGH TONIGHT

THE HIGHER YOU GO THE LOWER YOU GET IN THE ARMY

THE HUMAN BRAIN FUNCTIONS 24 HOURS A DAY GIVE IT A BREAK AND GET MELLOW

THE MARINE CORPS IS A FESTERING PIMPLE ON THE ASS OF MY SANITY

THE MORE DAYS YOU’VE BEEN IN THE ARMY THE MORE HELLS YOU’VE GOTTEN!

THE OBJECT OF WAR IS NOT TO GIVE YOUR LIFE FOUR YOUR COUNTRY BUT MAKE THE OTHER BASTARD GIVE HIS

THE POWER NEVER WIN THE WILLING OF THE PEOPLE

THE QUALITY OF MERCY IS NOT STRAINED

THE THINGS TO DO TODAY

THE UNWILLING WORKING FOR THE UNABLE TO DO THE UNNECESSARY FOR THE UNGRATEFUL

THERE IS NOTHING SO SWEET AS THE SMELL OF DEATH IN THE MORNING

THINGS TO DO TODAY

THO I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL

THOSE WHO HAVE COME CLOSE TO DEAD APPRECIATE LIFE

THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL

TO HELL AND BACK

TO LOVE EACH OTHER IS NOT TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER BUT TO LOOK TOGETHER AT THE SAME AIM

VIETNAM IS THE LAND THAT GOD FORGOT BUT I’VE BEEN THERE AND I REMEMBER

WAR IS HELL

WAR IS HELL BUT ACTUAL COMBAT IS A SON OF A BITCH

WATER ? NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF FISH FUCK IN IT YOU KNOW

WE ARE THE UNWILLING LED BY THE UNQUALIFIED DOING THE UNNECESSARY FOR THE UNGRATEFUL

WE THE UNWILLING LEAD BY THE UNQUALIFIED FIGHT THE UNNECESSARY FOR THE UNGRATEFUL

WE CAME BECAUSE WE BELIEVE WE LEAVE BECAUSE WE ARE DISILLUSIONED WE COME BACK BECAUSE WE ARE LOST WE DIE BECAUSE WE ARE COMMITTED

WE HAVE DONE SO MUCH FOR SO LONG WITH SO LITTLE THAT NOW WE CAN DO ANY THING WITH NOTHING FOREVER

WHEN GOD OPEN THE GATES OF HELL THE 101 ST WALKED OUT

WHEN I AM DEAD AND IN MY GRAVE NO MORE PUSSY WILL I CRAVE

WHEN I DIE BURY ME FACE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY AS

WHEN I DIE DON`T BURY ME AT ALL JUST RUB MY NUTS IN ALCOHOL LAY MY DICK ACROSS MY CHEST TELL ALL VIETNAM I`M GONE TO REST

WHEN I DIE I KNOW I AM GOING TO HEAVEN BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT MY TIME IN HELL

WHEN I DIE I KNOW I AM GOING TO HEAVEN CAUSE I SPENT MY TIME IN HELL

WHEN I DIE I’LL GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE I’VE SPENT MY TIME IN HELL

WHEN I DIE I'LL DRIVE THE ROAD OF HEAVEN BECAUSE HAVE DRIVEN ROAD OF HELL

WHEN I KILL THE ONLY FEELING HAVE IS THE RECOIL OF MY RIFLE

WHEN I KNOW I’VE ALREADY DIED I’LL FEAR NO WAR, NO COMBAT AND NO FIGHTING BECAUSE THE GOD APPEARS BEHIND ME!

WHEN I KNOW I´VE ALREADY DIED I´LL FEAR NO WAR NO COMBAT AND NO FIGHTING BECAUSE THE GOD APPEARS ME

WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE

WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVER COMES THE LOVE OF POWER THEN THERE WILL BE PEACE

WHEN THIS TROOPER DIES HE WILL ROT IN THE MUD LIKE ANY OTHER FUCKING ANIMAL

WHEN YOU ARE NOT WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE LOVE THE ONE YOU ARE WITH

WITH BOOZE YOU LOOSE WITH DOPE THERE IS HOPE

YEA THOUGH I FLY THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I‘M THE EVILEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

YEA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I’M THE EVILEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY

YEA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM MOST EVIL DOG IN THE VALLEY

YEA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM THE EVILEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY

YEA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL CAUSE I‘M THE MEANEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE VALLEY

YEA THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I WILL FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM THE EVILEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY

YEA THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM MOST EVIL DOG IN THE VALLEY

YESTERDAY IS HISTORY TOMORROW IS A MYSTERY TODAY IS THE GOLDEN AGE BETWEEN

YOU MAY FALL ON A HILL YOU MAY FALL ON A MOUNTAIN BUT THE BIGGEST FALL YOU’LL EVER MAKE IS WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE

YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT

YOU NEVER REALLY LIVED TILL YOU NEARLY DIED

YOU NEVER REALLY LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE NEARLY DIED

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE ONCE WHEN YOU’RE BORN AND ONCE WHEN YOU’RE LOOKED DEATH IN THE FACE

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

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In fact, he became so angry with the banks’ refusal to lend that he decided to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Yesterday the 59-year-old property developer bricked up the front door of a Barclays bank branch in protest at the lack of credit for small firms.

Cameron Hope blocking up the Barclays in Bournemouth

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So far, about 1m cubic metres (35.3m cubic feet) of sludge has leaked from the reservoir and affected an estimated area of 40 sq km (15.4 square miles)

Sunday, October 3, 2010

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National President of VFP Mike Ferner, 59, who served as a navy corpsman during Vietnam said:

"The American public should be shocked that we are still killing and crippling thousands of innocent people in these countries as well as our own soldiers -- that's what's truly obscene. Blowing people's arms and legs off, burning, paralyzing them, causing sewage to run through their streets, polluting the water that kills and sickens children, terrorizing and bombing people and their livestock with flying robots-- that defines obscenity. If this banner shocks and offends a single person who hasn't been shocked and offended by what's being done in our name, we've accomplished our mission."

Saturday, October 2, 2010

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